Sunday, 25 January 2015

Life is ironic, hair update and secrets!


OK so my new job is nice, I've even been offered a position higher up as a CA which means more money which is just fabulous because let's face it, I spend money like it's going out of fashion and half the time I don't even know what on... Nevermind... I can learn to budget.
So as far as work is concerned I was doing OK, until the other night I realised something... I have a huge crush on my boss... I mean, could I be anymore stereotypical? Young, new employee rising through the ranks has a major crush on her 30-something year old somewhat good looking (and in a long term relationship might I add) manager.
Reason #7 why I am still single. I fail at life...
I mean he's not even my type.. He's funny I'll give him that and kind and I can joke around with him but he's MY BOSS.. Who is already taken dammit... (am I bad for thinking this is just more of an exciting challenge?)
As I said, I am a terrible person and I fail at life...
You know its not like I intend to be THAT girl.. Clearly I have no morals, even though I thought I did...  I'm pretty sure he doesn't like me like that, he's complimented me but that's just him being a good boss...  I think... Oh God, tell me this isn't gonna be like a seedy office romance...
My mother did have a nightmare the other week about a women attacking me and asking me why I was sleeping with her husband...  Perhaps even my clueless mother has coined in on my maneater ways...
Once more... I fail at life.
More importantly is my hair... Im going through the growing it out but not admitting your growing it out stage.. Ideally I'd like extensions but I'm pretty sure my shaved sides wouldn't allow for it.  Looks like ill be attacking it with hair dye real soon! I have like 3 inches of roots I forgot to deal with!
Speaking of forgetting you know, I genuinely couldn't remember the last time I shaved my legs today... How bad is that!? I mean it was winter and we ladies all leave it a bit longer between shaving, just for the extra warmth... just admit it! However I was looking at my bristly, unkempt, cankles and thought to myself... Exactly when did I shave last?? Got to have been before new year... Holy fuckshits... 
Reason #11 why I am still single... No one wants to date a yeti...
At least my armpits are always tamed as for the neither regions.... Let's not go there...
I've been doing a lot of thinking recently, particularly into why I'm still that annoying friend giving relationship advice without ever really being in a relationship and I thought, it's got to be me?!
Now thanks to the wonders of instagram and it's many filters I now like my face in pictures! (when I take them, of the side of my face, with the camera way above my head, and with as much brightness and contrast as i can muster without turning my face into just one huge white blob with eyes...). And im dealing with my weight, a size 12 isn't the worse thing and I can diet. I don't believe my personality is bad... Therfore my only conclusion is that I'm either too picky or that I have terrible choice in men.
I like to think it's both.
Anyhoos I need sleep, I'll keep u updated on the hair growth, and with the whole boss situation... Damn you feelings!
I'll leave you with some updated hair pictures and some selfies as I am now a selfie whore, although I don't have premium membership... You gotta own a selfie stick for that ...